lol @ the people who are all “I thought he’d be more presidential after he’d won.” or “I didn’t actually think he’d do those terrible things he said he was going to do!”

ohh yeah but Obama has always been so respectful and went to church so many times and people still called him a “secret Muslim.” Black people just can’t fuckin win no matter what they do. Fuck Trump and fuck all of the Trumpers.

Does anyone else take a periodic break from the news? I don’t want to bury my head in the sand, but each one of these stories (ranging from him being an insensitive moron to committing absolute atrocities) makes my brain hurt more and more. How did this ever happen? How did 63 million people vote for this 70 year old…

I’m pretty sure I got sucked into the TV when I was watching Black Mirror this fall.

The Lost writers are in charge of the country.

It would involve you traveling back in time to Queens in the 1940's, to take out a certain newborn baby with a horrifying comb-over. Godspeed!

No, we’re clearly in the wrong timeline. Before the inauguration I kept waiting for Future Me to materialize and be like “I don’t have much time so listen up: here’s exactly what you have to do to make sure he doesn’t become President and set the space time continuum back on the right course...”

Point!

There’s also the Drunk History episode!

Gronk has a better grasp of history than Trump.

Or even better, troll his knowledge of history. “Mr. President, when Douglass was writing the first draft of the Emancipation Proclamation for President Lincoln did you find his usage of the phrase, “It’s getting hot in hurr,” to be pedantic at the time of writing?

“To name 5 countries in Africa.”

Because the question will be the last that news organization will be allowed to ask. Trump will tell them to shut up, bar them from future press conferences, and tell his sheep to boycott the organization via Twitter. All before taking the next question.

Wait until he recognizes Alexander Hamilton during Hispanic Heritage Month.

I don’t understand why the press never ask him really specific questions. Ask him to name one black person other than Fredrick Douglass, MLK, Ben Carson, and that chick from the Apprentice. A work of literature by a black author he found inspiring. To name 5 countries in Africa.

The Jackson 5. BOOM!

What are the odds that he could name five more black people, living or deceased?

Unintelligable word salad peppered with empty promises.

Its black history month so let me take this opportunity to talk about me and how unfair the press is and let me name check a few token well-known black folks, inner cities and scene.

Call them anyway! Look at how Ben Carson’s appointment to HUD Secretary cruised through committee before the protests coalesced and people got busy. Democrats voted for him, because they didn’t have a million boots up their asses. They can’t be trusted. We are the checks and balances, now.