Fuck him. Fuck Trump. Fuck the electors. Fuck the Berniebros who protest voted. Fuck anyone who could have easily voted but actively chose not to.

People are going through the grieving process; reality for us changed overnight. Seriously, give people some space and time and don’t expect them to conform to your arbitrary demands. Jesus fucking Christ on a stick.

I guess I was lying to myself when I kept telling myself that nothing will change on 12/19 because I feel utterly sick about this today. Sick and scared. I’ve never been thrilled when “my” candidate didn’t win, but I can say with 100% certainty that I never felt scared for my fellow Americans and the future of the…

Welp. Here we go. Time to find out if our democracy is really as resistant to demagoguery as we all believed.

I’m scared. I’m actually fucking terrified that our President Elect will get us all killed. But I’m definitely sad for our country, also.

I’m sad. Everything about this is just sad. I’m not scared or angry or frustrated (ETA: anymore, at least not right now), just sad and disappointed that we’re stuck with this fucker for 4 or more years and that we’ve validated hatred and anti-intellectualism.

Why won’t anyone call Sean Hannity?

The fries were described as “woody.” What do you think?

Does that make Pence the fries?

...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

As far as I’m concerned, Kurt Eichenwald and David Farenthold were the only Real Journalists doing Actual Journalism this election, only to be mostly ignored by people and other media in favor of #omg!emails!

He doesn’t have the desire or ability to actually do the job, and he is way more concerned about his business interests than the country. Also, I don’t think he will be able to handle the epic shitstorm of mockery he’ll get at every turn. He will be the focus of a ton of stand up routines, talk shows, podcasts, memes,…

He is obviously just going to keep doing whatever he wants until he is somehow forced to stop. Let’s see if anyone in the government grows some fucking ovaries and puts their foot down. It will be worth so much to see the legendary tantrum that will result.

A little O/T but I think I’ve found a way to survive the next four years, by combining our two favorite topics: kittens and politics. Because I can’t look at that bloated, orange fascist for one moment longer.

History book: “Donald Trump became the first President ever impeached while being sworn in as President.”

Oh, so NOW Yertle the Turtle is willing to entertain the probability of Russian interference?

RIP america 1776-2016

I hate the people who voted for him more than I hate him, actually. I can’t get over voting for him.

He’s made money, ergo, he’s smart, doncha know.