I don’t. Between her and Ivanka, she actually seems like she has a much healthier relationship with the fact that her dad sucks. Like, she actually knows that he does suck while Ivanka is still convinced that the “attention” she gets for being a hot sycophant is better than no attention at all.

Slightly off-topic: IS anybody other than me finding it a little creepy that his daughter Ivanka, seems to be preparing to fulfill the FLOTUS role? It seems that Melania has little or no interest in being FLOTUS. In fact, her attitude this entire time has been more along the lines of “I did not sign up for this.”

Why do I get the strange feeling that Tiffany Trump did not vote for dear ol’ orange dad?

BREAKING NEWS: Trump appoints fox to watch the hen house.

Good thing we didn’t elect the candidate who engages in “pay-for-play”.

small businesses around america say they need help to survive in an increasingly hostile business environment, but let me ask my small business owner friends this: why haven’t you injected your employees with steroids and forced them to battle each other on top of ladders while wearing thongs?

AMAZING. Would watch.

So he wants to be this generation’s Leni Reifenstahl. Got it.

I waffle back and forth. I want it to be as difficult as possible for him, but also know he could not comfort a grieving nation and want to give him no reason to declare martial law or something, as our lovely GOP Congress has decided they are no longer a check on the Presidency.

How about Mark Burnett stages the inauguration as a mashup of his programs? Trump is dropped into an actual shark tank that’s on a desert island and he screams until his voice is gone and we see if he’s a survivor.

Is it bad that I hope there is a earth shattering riot during his inauguration which will bring D.C. to its knees? I just want everything to be a disaster for Our Orange Overlord from minute one.

It’s the “I Got Mine” school of politics. Unless there someone in her family struggling with it, she gives no fucks. It’s like a politician being against abortion or gay rights until someone in their family needs one or is one.

Anthony Weiner?

I honestly don’t understand how people can be so cruel. Just gleefully, unabashedly horrible.

Cheri Bustos?

Dick Armey would like a word with you.

Virginia Foxx is also ranked #1 on the politicians that sound like pornstars list, just ahead of Barbara Boxer.

I absolutely agree but while I am stranded here doing phone interviews I have to write something. That’s my job. So I did this. I’m certainly not planning a series on my coldness or my feelings.

I feel like your inconveniences are less important than the real issues here, yet somehow you wrote an entire article about how much it sucks to be cold.

Garrett accused Gottheimer in a TV ad of assaulting a woman (Not quite true: in a civil lawsuit that was later withdrawn, a neighbor accused him of aggressively wagging a finger in her face.)