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I’m just going to lurk here, waiting for the inevitable onslaught.

This is one of his people.

He looks like he's taking a break from painting the dining room.

That was my first thought too.

His delusion truly knows no limits.

hahaha...ewwww

Yeah, no shit.

the other Gawker Media sites — Sportsball, that one about cars, Sidepiece Weekly

The mouth, sure, but that wouldn't account for the eye. He looks more like he's had a stroke than a cleft palate.

"I'm MELTING!"

You could vacuum it.

That's amazing! I would have never thought to reverse it. That's hilarious!!

Serious question: They say not to drink salt water if you're stranded in the ocean. How can this not be dangerous?

As my mother used to say, Some people are just assholes. And with the advent of social media, that "some" has become "many".

I love how Twitter has timestamps. You can almost picture the person sitting there, typing their heart out, and then breathlessly waiting for a response. When it doesn't instantaneously arrive, they add to their last thought, hoping that one will bring on the Twitter war they were hoping for. Three minutes later,…

Yikes! What an asshole! I hope you ripped her apart.

it's cute that they think anyone gives a shit what they think.

Not just you. I get it too. And a sick twist in my stomach. ::shudders::

You're welcome, because no one should like bologna.