How soon before the fundies start decrying this as an assault on the sanctity of marriage? Or is that just when gay people do it?

Awesome gif-bomb!

I think this one just might be my favorite.

"And now my watch is ended."

This has got to be the craziest way to camouflage a zit.

I'm guessing this is the Fox News hairdo that asked that idiotic question.

Oh, I think being smug about the warmer climate is part of the initiation into being a Floridian. It cracks me up, though, that they truly believe they have it so much better down there. They may have summer pretty much all year long, but that brings with it monstrous cockroaches, choking humidity, and sand literally e…

"...long, grueling Florida winter."

Their loss is Vulture's gain.

Holy shit!

Fresh faced young lady.

I get these too and it absolutely infuriates me. I was told, quite rudely that no, they will not stop calling and hang up as soon as I ask for a supervisor. I tried the salvation stuff too, but they were not turned off by it. I tried getting aggressively political to try to ruffle their feathers, but they remained…

Hulk is a Seahawks fan. Who knew?

Huh, I didn't realize "America the Beautiful" was our national anthem.

Is she tweeting from the red carpet?

Right? She's beautiful and that dress is amazing.

This reminds me, I need to get my squishy pumpkin off my porch. In my defense, I've been waiting for it to get really, really cold so it freezes up and makes it easier to pick up. Ugh.

Ugh, so punchable.

Jesus Christ. Kanye West is a petulant, crybaby asshole who, in fact, IS a jackass. This was how long ago? Pathetic Kanye West is a troll who, along with that blowup doll beside him, is in a perpetual state of attention seeking. I'm sure President Obama is all torn up about this.