And they are...?

Oh man, I loved this story so much as a kid!

I only regret that I have but one star to give.

Oh, I think being smug about the warmer climate is part of the initiation into being a Floridian. It cracks me up, though, that they truly believe they have it so much better down there. They may have summer pretty much all year long, but that brings with it monstrous cockroaches, choking humidity, and sand literally e…

"...long, grueling Florida winter."

Their loss is Vulture's gain.

Holy shit!

Fresh faced young lady.

No one NOW because I spoiled it for them.

Actually, the doll was named Grizelda Gunderson. I do believe that's also what Lizzie had named her "tag playmate".

I get these too and it absolutely infuriates me. I was told, quite rudely that no, they will not stop calling and hang up as soon as I ask for a supervisor. I tried the salvation stuff too, but they were not turned off by it. I tried getting aggressively political to try to ruffle their feathers, but they remained…

Hulk is a Seahawks fan. Who knew?

Huh, I didn't realize "America the Beautiful" was our national anthem.

Oh my god, THIS.

Is she tweeting from the red carpet?

Right? She's beautiful and that dress is amazing.

Parsley is a side item?

This reminds me, I need to get my squishy pumpkin off my porch. In my defense, I've been waiting for it to get really, really cold so it freezes up and makes it easier to pick up. Ugh.