So the Devil’s Henchman wants to talk about how he was abused now that he’s been dismissed?! For how many years did he actively promote, direct, participate in and benefit from his proximity to evil?

*wipes a tear*

They were wrong.

That’s the movie that earned him his first Oscar.

He was really good in Glory.  Shame he wasn't properly recognized for that role.

And then there’s this.

Or she could make a cover of this:

why the fuck is this any thang?

Edible Arrangements are the Walmart of romantic gestures in the way that the Trumps are the Walmart of rich people.

I wonder how the evangelicals who (inexplicably support his father) feel about these two shacking up before marriage?

We’re nearing the end of the simulation. Good.

I mean forget treason, THEY FUCKING LOST!!! Why would you want to associate with people that lost a war? I mean from the statues, to the endless Civil War reenactments of the battles, to the merchandise why are you proud of a war you lost? I know it is rhetorical question but hey someone needs to just flat out ask…

Sarcasm isn’t in the Constitution so we’re at an impasse!

Too wide a hue differential, unless adopted.

This was the funniest article I’ve read in a while! Thanks for kicking off my weekend in an awesome way. Cheers!

He needs to win this election bad, or he will be dead broke fast from lawsuits, international debt collection, and whatever criminal cases the state of New York is cooking up come the day he’s officially a regular civilian.

wait, that’s his GIRLFRIEND?! with that angle and lighting, it took me a minute because she looks so old.

I guess the ‘70's are back in interior decorating as well as fashion.

obligatory

Well we got the sludge on the bottom of the barrels and a couple of phone numbers....what can we do with it?