Do you remember when the entire republican party started a culture war because one woman with no functional brain capacity and no hope of recovery had her feeding tube removed? Now those people are screaming that meemaw’s gotta be sacrificed to reopen Olive Garden.

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I am gen x with a tramp stamp. My husband is a millennial sticker book lol 

That sounds like something truly horrible

My supervisor where I used to work had 3. She said the eggs were sooo yummy. She had 1 rooster too apparently he was mean as Hell and would chase her kids around so they slaughtered him and ate him.

You can Google 10k results about why incest is bad but that didn’t stop your family, did it?

Sounds about white. At least this one has a chin...somewhat.

Maybe I should get a couple backyard chickens.

Oh, nothing, just unsold cookbooks from the 90's... would you like to try some of my new charcuterie I made?

I find the generational trends in tattooing so interesting. You can tell all the Gen X’ers by the fact that the women have tramp stamps and the men have tribal armbands or Chinese characters. The Millennials seem to favor random small tattoos all over, which just reminds me of looking at a sticker book. 

“It’s made from real deer milk!”

Now, if we could get the competition to stop exploiting deer:

THEY TOOK OUT THE APOSTROPHE. PURPOSELY. WITHOUT SHAME.

It was because of this, wasn’t it?

Something wonderful?

Learn to cook to temperature. Digital thermometers and adherence to exact temps lead to increased chances at success.

The three scariest words in the English language: “That’s not mayonnaise.”

Or its a combo; the mayo by itself maybe inhospitable, but add additional ingredients and the water from all the chopped veggies, suddenly mayo is a much more dilute fat/protein source for bacteria to chow on.

I hear you, and it sounds great, but I don’t think I can bring myself to boil a sealed steel can until we get the blast shield installed in our kitchen.