#TeamKillerMike (not because Nina Turner, but because NOT Oprah)

In his defense, I’m sure ESPN would hurl some gotcha questions at him, like “Which team do you want to win?” and “What sport is this?”

I’d tell Mike Pence to go eat a bag of dicks, but I think that deep down he’d really enjoy that.

We’re through the looking glass here.

Looks like we need to ban all men from Congress until we can figure out what’s going on.

JJ Abrams: “Well, fuck. Where the hell do I take this now? I’m all about posing questions and mysteries. I’m shit at actual conclusions.”

Why does Porkchop look so upset in that picture?

And why the fuck do I still remember that Doug’s dog is named Porkchop?

Required:

Lord knows that when I look back on all the women I’ve loved, I primarily think about the men they worked for.

Scientology v. Trump mutually assured destruction has been my dream for a year or so now. I have no love for either of them and would delight in seeing them both use their endless supply of spite to destroy the other.

‘A Superhero’ (the cape had a Wonder Woman symbol on the back but she was adamant she didn’t want to be Wonder Woman, just someone with a licence to punch bad guys).

Swamp Yankee is such a great term. Thanks for introducing it to me. Now I know what to call my Freetown/Lakeville friends.

Swansea. Why am I not surprised.

Reminds me somewhat of this one here. ;-)