Lemme try and explain this in a way that you might, maybe, sort of get.

I’m not so much proud as INCREDIBLY AMUSED by you and some other people.
I’m also really confused where you got the idea I had any intention or desire to have a serious conversation about this. (Is this an example of men misreading signals?! It is, isn’t it? PERFECTION.)
I feel the the satirical popcorn gif is pretty…

HAHAHAHAHA.
normally i would dismiss this shite.
but honestly ty for proving my point and amusing me.

anyone else want to play?
i hesitate to ungrey trash like this in other people’s threads because it’s not very polite to inflict nonsense on people who want to have a serious discussion, but this is my thread! i can…

Oh Tracy, what would we do without you posting controversial stuff on the weekends to keep us entertained? You’re a Jezebel treasure.
(I predict that this time it won’t be the regular Jezzies who get offended, but we will get an influx of possible MRAs and #notallmen’ers at some point, not to mention mansplainers.)

If it’s some sort of consolation, men are terrible at picking ANY cues. I’m a heterosexual guy. Once I got to pick my lesbian daughter from a LGBT nightclub. While I was waiting for her saying good bye to friends, a guy approached me and started to chit-chat. I thought not of it, and it was a pleasant talk. Then the…

Just yesterday, I was at the corner store buying my standard migraine hangover cure: giant ass Coke Zero and some salt-and-vinegar potato chips. I had messed up hair, sunglasses deployed, ratty-ass clothes, and Kid Electron in tow, because it’s just not a migraine hangover without a three-year-old asking for Skittles…

Best part of that picture is the dog on the left hand side. Dogs track and chase the cat up into a tree and the “hunter” shoots it from 20 feet away while it is just sitting there. Great Job!!! Such a skilled hunter!!

so, may I hunt this dentist, kill him, and mount his head on my wall? That seems reasonable?

His name is Walter Palmer, and his practice is River Bluff Dental. Their Yelp page has already been nuked and their website is offline. Fuck this guy and fuck his business.

If Zimbabwe wants to extradite Walter Palmer to be prosecuted for what looks like several crimes here, let’s hope the US gives him up without a peep. Looks like they’re already prosecuting the local people involved:

Albert did re-tweet this

This is awful, but I want to note that the url is “deadspin.com/dipshit-midwestern-dentist-identified-as-cecil-the-lion,” which would be SO much better. Damn it.

I’m a hunter, and I know I always feel the proudest when I use bait to lure an animal that I have no intention of eating and that has become acclimated to being in the presence of people (which removes any sport in it) nominally outside a protected area for the sole purpose of counteracting the shame of my shockingly…

Why not publish the fuckface’s name, Albert? I'm assuming you have a good reason, I'm just curious.

Meanwhile, this dipshit Midwestern Lion found safety.

I found a selfie of his on Facebook:

I hope this dentist is ready for the shitstorm that is about going to consume his life once he's ID'd. Its going to be ugly.

“The tooth will come out.”

Trophy hunter truthers who think that this kind of shit helps animal conservation are absolutely the fucking worst.

Its all about the shath, son. You turn the shower on and lay in the bathtub like its an opulent hot waterfall, puts me to sleep every time