And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

It’s being reported that Landry backtracked after receiving a video text showing Belichick reading his guarantees, with a throbbing erection

Could you PLEASE stop auto-playing videos? PLEASE?!?!

The big, wet boi moved the embassy to appease Evangelicals. The move was necessary as part of their Dungeons & Dragons End Times script.

I’m old enough and grew up in a place where this magazine was the best and only way to get decent national sports news. To see that get devoured by cost- and quality-cutting VC ghouls is a giant drag. I’m sure underpaid contract writers will be able to pick up the slack though. God knows I go to SBNation every day to…

At least 16...out of 68.5 million.

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One of the things I have always liked about going to the park is the slight chance of a random ball coming my way.Its true not all ballparks are laid out the same way and I suppose some could use more protection. Also if everyone was watching the game instead of their phones they’d be prepared to protect themselves…

What have they determined is an acceptable level of risk to fans?

I, too, like to celebrate people’s faults on the day of their death via knee jerk reaction Tweets that no one gives a fuck about.

It’s great news that KD is probably going to be fine, and GSW is clearly worse without him, but I have to say, it was nice to see them play with a kind of intensity and passion that we haven’t really seen since Durant hopped on the bandwagon a few years ago.