“When it’s with me, girl, you only need two minutes, because I’m so intense. You say something like, ‘Is that it?’ I know what you’re trying to say. You’re trying to say, ‘Aww yeah, that’s it!’ Then you tell me you want some more. Well, I’m not surprised. But I am quite sleepy”.

If you think filming sex scenes is awkward, try getting caught masturbating to them in the theater.

Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.

This is smart. Why wait until the next draft to sign a QB?

i’m fine being pals with all of my wife’s exes...as long as i am better looking and more endowed than them.

Even more important, your grandparents fucked.

Getting a little ahead of himself isn’t he? First they need to get to the Super Bowl and line up the game winner on the one yard line.
One thing at a time.

My cousin and I racked up a $500 phone bill from calling a sex hotline. We didn’t say anything, just listened to this woman talk and talk about touching herself. And eventually we ran off without hanging up the phone. My aunt’s phone company agreed to cut the charges down to like $50 because even the sex hotline…

But he’s a pro at performing in a wheel chair!

Your dad came in 1982.