What’s next? Having to hold open our own doors? Pay for our own meals?????

uhm.... those are middle fingers... not index fingers.

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“Make America Flate Again!”

You can clearly see his mother on the first base side, giving him the sign...

Honey, I love you, and I’m sorry but we’re getting kicked out now.

“Honestly, I thought it was foul, but once I grabbed it I knew it right away. Nobody wants to be that guy. I leaned down to my fiancée and just said, ‘Honey, I love you, and I’m sorry but we’re getting kicked out now.’”

Nice Underhanded Bern

What if I told you...

Deadspin commenters can see the future:

This is good synergy. Ciara (well, Rae Sremmurd) sampled My Boo for Body Party.

If Obi Wan lives, then there would be no need for Yoda. And he could have mentioned that Luke probably shouldn’t kiss Leia, who Luke’s mother was, and that Anakin was only mostly dead.

I just love it when, after a lifetime of searching, a person finds their porpoise in life.

are investigating a possible case of excessive force

Second time the rule has been implemented. Cost the Braves yesterday with nick Markakis oversliding

Was it ever legal for a guy sliding into second to grab the foot of the fielder?

I’ll let my attorney, Barry Zuckerkorn, address this. He’s very good.

How the fuck is this asshole an approved commenter?