Sometimes it helps to look at the same type of scenario with a non-sexual action:

Thanks :)

My go to cheesy pick up line: "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hi, I'm Omar."

This is a perfect demonstration of what happens to me every time I think of the desperate cognitive dissonance that allows someone to portray the character "Bill Cosby" while actually being the sociopath rapist Bill Cosby.

Seriously. Insert all of the vomit gifs here.

Johnny Weir's attempt at David Tyree cosplay didn't work out so well.

I'm also enclosing photos of the actors and actresses whom I'd like to star with, as well as scene ideas and lighting design suggestions.

Realism

Right? I've only seen a handful where I was convinced that the women in question were actually interested in another woman's body. Not to mention pretty much all lesbian porn is filmed for the male gaze.

Not to mention it looks fake as hell. They're not tricking anyone.

There are almost zero straight, female porn stars (that would be Tara Patrick, some other Asian chick whose name I can't remember, Edan Rae, ?). If they looked uncomfortable, it's probably because there was a lack of chemistry between them. But nearly all porn stars are lesbians or lesbian leaning "bisexuals" (and…

"Headshots" Ppffft!

I'd high five you but...

"So says I, let's try and make some fucking radical mainstream porn that fulfills women's fantasies too then, yeah?"

"Women should feel pleasure and have sex and feel good about it – and there's a lot of shame involved with porn," said Jones. Yes, this is true.

Seriously. Why is that? Why does a person need to be hurt?

you two's interaction made my day.

"Darren Wilson was the victim of an attempted murder"

Image from the inside of Jeff Roorda's head: