Me too :D

I wish I could like this more than once!

I use:

i thought bananas were dicks and melons were boobs.

It's on my Chromecast.....?


WHAT ELSE HAVEN'T YOU BEEN TELLING ME!!!!!

Kind of like the town crier for unattractive people. Oh wait, we don't really need anyone to do that.

Some of the dumbest, most vapid and vain women I've known were in sororities.

Hate to break it to you, but a lot of them get your class info from former sisters (and brothers). Old quizzes, exams, notes, etc. All kept on file for future reference. I'd ace the class too if I had all your old exams.

As a teacher at a university, I will say that the vast majority of sorority girls I have had in my classes have been smart, driven, organized, and thoughtful, in spite of time spent on what most of us here probably see as this kind of nonsense. I know what I am saying is merely experiential and has a limited sample to…

I would join a sorority that did Polish Week. Everyone get together with your Babcis and make kielbasa!

I kept reading polish week as Polish week, in which case I imagine the prep is less manicure and more:

You have to respect this level of premeditated trolling. Walton ordered the book, brought it to the game, waited for his chance on live tv.

I've seen Napoleon Dynamite hundreds of times and never understood with Kip was saying! Thanks for enlightening me!

He does, albeit inadvertently, make a very good argument for going back to school.

he think you need to make myself a sandwich.

totally possible, but still like, unacceptable. it's school.