18!? More like

perhaps it’s time for a...sister act? ha ha ha. i’ll skip myself out.

Kim: I just think he’s cute. Like a cute little president.

“I just think he’s cute. Like a cute little president.”

And then Ronny said it would ‘trickle down.’

Sarandon and Lawrence can negotiate with producers and directors from unique positions of utter non-interchangeability that are unique within the labor system. Producers and directors want Sarandon and Lawrence specifically in their films; they want their brand, their look, their constructed individuality.

My submission:

But finally, one very unremarkable day I learned to accept the funky smoke into my lungs, sat down on a patio surrounded by many of my best friends, and began to feel a now-familiar, pleasant pressure in my forehead.

What if I told you Christmas in Temecula could be real af?

But did Missy drop it first?

Oh! Here it is! I think I got it!

When people pronounce my name “Karen.”

*Girl, please. Nobody’s that straight.*

10/10 Would smell his cooking.

FYI to the sitters:

Synchronized Swimming, HELLO!

I’m from Georgia, where what little ice we’ve got is for putting in over-sugared tea, not dancing upon.