Whaaaa? What's that for?

He's spoken for.

Tom Hardy be like:

EVERYBODY SPREAD THE WORD! I LIVE IN MY SISTER'S BASEMENT!

Actually, let's go ahead and just enjoy that whole scene.

I never want to stop gripping your genitalia.

Downtown Funk?

IS IT SO WRONG TO WANT SPICE THINGS UP!

Haha, I think that's the Fairy Godmother (Bippity Boppity Boo). Merlin is 'Rubbedy Scrubbedy, Sweepety Flow.'

I think most guys would go Merlin on those dishes with a little romantic choreplay.

Smells so good I'd breath it twice.

As a redhead, I think it is all about tone. You can say ginger in a way that is complimentary, or you can make it an insult.

If you are average- to below-average-looking and have average to below-average red hair, it will tarnish your image more than any other hair color.