Imagine discovering that it was actually a veterinarian who regularly ripped the heads off of puppies and crushed their skulls.

Manners, Michael!

Physically, he does nothing for me.

I love rap songs that channel that horror movie background track.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_his…

You shouldn't drink that stuff anyway.

Not to mention there's a period after 'Adorable' if you're gonna splash your cover with commas, Vogue. #punctuationisaconstruct

Guys talk about super models, or the girl next door, or actresses, or figure skaters, or porn stars, or instagram babes, or Wendy Peffercorn, but in the end, we really just want the girl who can break dance in a track suit.

Does it drive anyone else crazy when magazines, movie posters, etc. don't put people's names in the respected order? Like, it's hard enough to tell them apart.

That first anchor is an older version of Dennis Reynolds.

Wow. The groin sweat is strong with this one.

I mean, damn.

Tincture.

You want to hit this?

Why not just go straight to the source?