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What's up with the visors?

Ladies, please disregard this data. Men have no problems dating women over 22, or 30 for that matter. It's boys in adult bodies that are trying to chill with Lolita.

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Uh oh. That Crow may have belonged to another.

Wow. Best headline yet. And that's saying something.

Stop trying to make females message first on Tinder happen.

I don't swipe left, I don't swipe right, I don't send moments, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL!!

Tuesday?

It's because there are so few journalism jobs (or even internships) for graduates. That's my 2 cents.

Hmm. Maybe The Waitress will like me if I get a fish tank.

WHOA! He even got her to send the first message.

I feel like his San Fran quote from Fear and Loathing is relevant:

This is so much more exciting than golf.

If you wear yoga pants to fly, I guarantee the men you pass are not thinking 'slob' when they see you.

Warning: Will Ferrell's butt cheeks. NSFW.