Uh oh. That Crow may have belonged to another.

Wow. Best headline yet. And that's saying something.

Stop trying to make females message first on Tinder happen.

I don't swipe left, I don't swipe right, I don't send moments, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL!!

Tuesday?

It's because there are so few journalism jobs (or even internships) for graduates. That's my 2 cents.

Hmm. Maybe The Waitress will like me if I get a fish tank.

WHOA! He even got her to send the first message.

I feel like his San Fran quote from Fear and Loathing is relevant:

This is so much more exciting than golf.

If you wear yoga pants to fly, I guarantee the men you pass are not thinking 'slob' when they see you.

Warning: Will Ferrell's butt cheeks. NSFW.

OR, and hear me out, we could have nude gyms. Huh? Huh? Yeah.

It's the 'classy' plunging neckline. Magnifique!

Affirmative consent must be ongoing throughout a sexual activity...

We're actually a basketball school now.

OMG! WHAT A TEASE!? DID SHE CHEW THE GUM OR NOT!