Tremors 19?!!!!

Exploding Boob movie...Hmmm...Yes, yes...Uh, thank you for your concern. Hollywood takes female criticism very seriously and you know....Feminism!....(Begins franticly dialing Harvey Weinstein.)

The pull-up bar climb at 3:30 just does not make any sense.

I have a sudden desire to start a fire in my home and wait for rescue.

Jermaine Jones' ball is way too low.

-Mario Götze

Linda Litzke: Does he look like he would have a sense of humor?

Can a gringo get a translation up in here? No entiendo!

Didn't realize these two were an item. Love this team even more now.

God, I wish I was that hard. -Donald Trump

Not that I am! I'm asking for a friend...

Anyone else feeling confused feelings toward Tom Brady when seeing Gisele's new 'do?

Ugh. That baby's hundred-meter splits are way better than mine.

There is nothing more fake in this cover than Woody's hair.

I really dig this Diego cat. Not many people can tweet about themselves in the third person with such panache.

Shit, so is his elbow!

Tennis elbow. -Armchair Doctor, or Dr. Armchair

Boris Becker's comma use is...misplaced?

'...modernise our labour laws.'