WHAT THE FUCK NISSAN. You'll build THIS:

pffft, this isnt anything new.

We moved to SE Indiana in the late 70's. 136 acres of hills and trees. My dad bought a 1942 Willy's Jeep as a farm vehicle. It was what I learned to drive on. And learn to drive it I did. You had to be good to drive this beast. Yes, it was underpowered, but when you add(or take away) things like steering with 12…

When I previewed this post it loaded a picture of Bertha. I kid you not.

No overhead bin looks like this in reality. What are the chances of six people in one row carrying uniformly sized and shaped bags? It's always a mishmash of odd-sized bags crammed in at random, and hats, and coats, and umbrellas, and duty-free alcohol.

Also...and this didn't occur to me until I spent five minutes looking at the gif (yes, I do that sometimes)...I'd be a lot more impressed if he jumped a friggin' Escalade. Or even a FiST.

That's a shame. I always had an inexplicable fondness for the little things; not really sure why. I just liked them.

LaFerrari, now with "Active Stance"

"Horsepower is how fast you hit the guest's car in front of you and torque is how far you push it."

I know exactly what happened. He hit the gas instead of the brake, therefore he can blame this on a floor mat made by Toyota and GM will then issue a recall for it.

The Sukhoi 27 and its derivatives are really , really hawt!

Life experiences are all about context. A cheesesteak outside of Philadelphia is amazing because it isn't burdened by the context of being in Philadelphia. Also, it's bread, meat, peppers, onions, and cheese, not a Faberge egg.

Atlanta has Waffle House. Philadelphia has cold and depression.

James Glickenhaus

Now that you live in Philadelphia, how will you make jokes based on looking down on other locations in America? It, by definition, will be impossible.

This one has it all: he addressed it "Hey fuck face." He misspelled "ignorance." He implied that I'm a loser because I didn't build my own Ferrari. But, most importantly, he signed off – in the part where the letter writer typically places a word to describe his own emotion, such as "Love" or "Sincerely" – with "go…

Whoa. That first MR2 pic (gold wheels) looks damn proper doesn't it?

Because they look cooler. Compare this wimpy looking car:

Just look how ugly do these bigger rims look in a single-seater.

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