This entire debacle is a distillation of all the worst aspects of the LES club scene. I mean, not like there were necessarily a lot of *great* aspects to begin with.

Here’s my useless opinion. There is a LOT of information to sort through here. I sincerely hope that the investigation is thorough, and that fair and proper justice is doled out based on its findings. Having said all that. You hear stories like this and whether or not this woman was raped or not, it doesn’t change the…

Something was definitely leaked.

Okay, sure. That’s all fine and dandy but where’s the video of the big butt man in tights?

everyone are dittos

Wanna check out Seth Killian’s new free-to-play fighting game that’s full of mechs beating the crap out of each other? You’re in luck, as the game’s alpha test is now open to everyone. As Killian told us a few weeks ago, the goal is to help you suck less at fighting games.

Hmm...

THE KISS. Lord, I remember back a few years ago visiting one of our more particularly racist branches of the family tree. An uncle had that particular Star Trek episode on and was shocked when they showed that scene between Shatner and Nichols (apparently it was also blocked out in Texas during the original run too).…

The shooting in this game was sooooooo satisfying! I remember a section with a multi-rocket rocket launcher blowing the heads off of something that looked like a hydra.

You’ve already stumbled upon the perfect solution. Turn the game off and watch Netflix. :D

Seriously though, I had to do this with Xenoblade... repeat after me

I DON’T HAVE TO DO ALL OF THE SIDE QUESTS
I’M NOT ACTUALLY HAVING THAT MUCH FUN DOING THEM ALL
DO ENOUGH TO LEVEL THEN PROGRESS

I feel exactly the same, it is the reason to why I am not playing Witcher 3 right now.

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