A Lemon party, if you will.

He was just trying to order a pizza. He can’t be blamed that a bunch of hookers showed up & started pissing all over the place.

Hillary TRIED TO TELL US! #TrumpedUpTrickleDown

PEEOTUS

If this same shit were circulating about Hillary Clinton, trump would’ve claimed it as fact at a debate.

Urine the wrong place if you think we’re just going to ignore the sketchy nature of this report. My NUMBER ONE priority is seeking out the truth.

-R. Kellyanne

ATTN Serious Thinkers,

🎶Well, it’s the remix to ignition

This is just his way of leaking the headliner for the inauguration

What an intelligence leak.

Just make sure you know what you’re signing up for at his hotels.

alternate headline:

“I still cannot fathom how there are really that many people in this country who clearly lack any brain matter in their skulls.”

I swear every morning since the election I’ve woken up and had the horrible realization that Trump is going to be president over and over. It’s like the movie Groundhog Day without the comedy.

I talked to [the Knicks] afterwards, everybody’s on the same page now. They understood it right away after I explained myself to them.

did he take a train?

“A long time ago I realized I’m the quarterback of our team, and maybe of this company.” - Chris Berman

Rose’s personal issues were bound to become a thorny issue at some point.

Although I would agree with you, and the John Scott thing was awesome, I feel like it would have become gimmicky if done more often. Let Scott be the legend he was for that one night and keep it special