more like goodminton

It was an amazing match, truly. But things fell apart later when Mads hit the birdie right into aunt Gertie’s potato salad. That’s when everyone discovered the ants had swarmed over Grandma’s fried chicken (because Uncle Dave was dumb enough to set the basket down over an anthill - typical), and then little cousin…

Now it’s a two topping pizza.

You think that’s bad, you should have seen what happened while Cincinnati lost to the Steelers.

Nicks do have bad nights more often than not

“Good lord that is some weak ass shit. Son, I could tell you stories about getting freaky that would make your gold finish turn white in seconds.”

In his defense, the trophy does look like a delicious gilded leg of lamb.

Could you imagine how big this story would be if there was a hard stud back there?

The Packers are going to have to wait until Beckham returns from Miami if they need something plastered.

“You took Rousey by surprise”

It must be hard to know that you’ll never be as good at shouting things as your brother.

Not wanting to show up for Atlanta regular season games means he’s an Atlanta fan at heart

Nice comment, but I think it may be a bit too complex for this site.

“Get a load of this cool motherfucker.”

Friendship ended with Dario Saric now Dario Saric is my best friend!

The 76ers can overcome anything except 71.4% of their opponents.

Trump thinks Meryl Streep is “over-rated.” This comes from a man that gave us Scott Baio at the national convention.

“inciting people’s worst instincts.”