Fuck Joey Porter. He’s an asshole and I hope he gets his balls gnawed off by weasels.

He was probably just trying to attend to an injured customer.

Lane Johnson’s a very good player. His loss had a big effect on the Eagles this year.

Eh, this is a weak ass take. The MVP is, for all intents and purposes, the Best Player award. You should be arguing to change the name of the award. Judging who is more valuable because his team hired a worse coach or has a worse backup QB is ridiculous. Might as well change the award to “Best Player on Worst…

Then hand back... oh, about 95% of MVP awards.

it’s also not called “the most valuable player to whichever team that player happens to be on”. the raiders might’ve gone 16-0 with brady at the helm. if rodgers played for the raiders, had a stellar 3/4 of a season, then got injured, would he be mvp? do you see what i’m saying? it’s like you are assigning value by…

Thursday night football, now on Saturday afternoon!

I am shocked—shocked!—that the NFLPA would be derelict in its duties. Throughout its long and estimable history, it has proven to be a strong and vigorous voice for its members, willing to stand up to the tyrannical thugs in the league’s offices and owners’ suites.

Next up: A 10-game suspension for next year for “talking back” and “resisting the power of Goodell”.

Because the pay is better.

They couldn’t reach agreeement on Hume’s first principles of the contents of the mind.

He was really asking to get belted.

Robert Kraft approves.

Chris Berman: [flashes wallet]

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

I hate this damn commercial.

Living in New England, most Patriots fans I know want to see Rex coaching in the AFC East forever.