Hopefully he can cut costs by 60%, or 3/5.

Everyone knows you can’t charge a Browns player with offense.

Agent: My client, a player for the Cleveland Browns, steadfastly denies being a part of something so incredibly heinous.

I have no doubt that he will be cleared. Baylor football players generally only attack women.

That right there, where he is fielding, is one of the scariest and most dangerous positions in sports. Traditionally pawned off on a young rookie or assumed in demonstrative masculine fashion by a real manly mans man.

It’s called silly point. Point being the name of the section of the field the batsmen is traditionally…

“It’s an especially impressive feat because this year he was seemingly fueled only by love from his homeland, Georgia.”

I’m running out of here before someone lights this thread ablaze — the old leg before wick-it

I don’t know, I think we could get a few over.

Hey now. You are NOT an all star. Do NOT get your game on. Do NOT play.

You’re right. I’m gonna bail.

You’re gonna have a hard time starting a cricket pun thread here, dude.

He’ll obviously have to undergo a series of tests.

Ouch. Straight through the wickets and right in the Googly.

/crickets

To be fair, some of us have a much, much lower bar.

What if all the world’s a market, and all the men and women merely brands?

The headline doubles as vintage Red Hot Chili Peppers clothing instructions.

Tyrod: “Doc, I need you to fix it, but not in a way that really fixes it. I need it to still be hurt for the next three months.”