The Diamondbacks and the county have been arguing for almost a year over who is on the hook for the $187 million that the building needs for repairs

That was pretty good, but I’m probably Bias.

Dude stepped off the defender. Bogus dunk. Still cool though.

Sure, Harper’s Spud Webb impression was impressive, but Johnson’s Hank Gathers one was even better.

Manziel doesn’t look like he’s doing well.

Johnny’s idea of cutting back on the money he spends on partying is to roll up a ten dollar bill rather than a twenty in the club’s bathroom.

I wonder what gave him dementia

Still think it was inappropriate for Judge Banach to render her decision via a coconut to the skull.

Or, y’know, 15th all-time in strikeouts, one behind Bob Gibson, plus three 300 K seasons. And don’t ever cite wins, unless it’s to prove how dumb they are (like, for example, Jerry Reuss and Curt Schilling having comparable career numbers!).

He has 80 WAR — he’s a no brainer, if he only had a brain.

Curt Schilling clearly wasn’t a first ballot guy, but he’s an obvious Hall of Famer. The only pitcher with more WAR than him who isn’t in the Hall of Fame is Mike Mussina and Schilling’s a better candidate than Moose. Three World Series rings, a World Series MVP, absurd playoff numbers, plus he played forever and was…

Schilling threw 1000 more innings than Ellis, and where Ellis pitched in some of the lowest scoring years in baseball history, Schilling pitched in some of the most run-friendly environments. As you can see by the fact that Schilling’s ERA+ is 127 to Ellis’ 104. Like... come on, dude. Schilling had a very good peak…

You are both wrong, he absolutely has the stats to get in. The only thing he fails on is wins, which is the dumbest stat around.

Are they still that despised? Or is it just because they exist in Boston. I understood when they were the “Big, bad Bruins” but besides Marchand, who’s left to annoy everyone? Unless it’s because of Boston, which I’m sure it is. In which case, carry on.  

It wasn’t a goal. It is only a goal when the entire puck crosses the line. If even the slightest part of the puck is still touching the red, no goal.

When you’re trying to make a reference to a somewhat obscure 70s/80s sitcom, my recommendation to you is to take it one day at a time.  

Schneider was on One Day At a Time. TCFC had Ted Knight (Judge Smails!) and Jim J. Bullock.

Donald invited her because just like him and Jackie Evancho, Rebecca came second in the popular vote.

Rushing the darts finals seems like only a slightly better plan than rushing a fencing stage.

The biggest tragedy here is that we do not have a play by play call from Kevin Harlan.