Eli, sadly, was not invited

HE HAS PEOPLE SKILLS

Doug Whaley’s interview

He deals with the goddamn press so the owners don’t have to!

What do we want?!

Good catch, but not much of a shocker.

I saw Amniotic Band Syndrome open for Quicksilver Messenger Service at the Avalon.

Or is preparing for some ultraviolence.

The last time Busch Stadium looked that white, a Cardinals game was being played.

“Great line reading, a great way to connect with those young people.”

Yes, Brady had a consistently ok year on a team that does fine without him in the weakest division in football

Costas obviously reads Deadspin. http://deadspin.com/fight-leaves-wayne-simmonds-shirtless-1790685386

Think for a second. Think about how egotistical you need to be to start the season as QB, have your shoulder explode around week 2, not come back until the end, see your team go 1-15 and think “heh, nailed it.”

Such a great scrambler - it’s like he’s been dodging people close to him his entire life.

You all need to start including the actual GOAT pass in these Aaron Rodgers is ridiculous posts.

“You have to exude confidence, even in a situation where it seems to the outside world that confidence shouldn’t exist.” - Aaron Rodgers

If that’s the best throw you have ever seen you have clearly been ignoring my 4th grade highlight reel I sent you with me lighting up my best friend Tony’s back yard using an official John Elway Nerf Vortex! I would like to see Rodgers thread a pass through the branches of the Williams’s old oak tree.

After the game, Rodgers called his family to discuss the big win.

He inherited a 4-12 Eagles team and a 5-11 Niners squad. Which one’s the good one?