BREAKING: twitter dipshit confirms dipshittery

People seriously need to switch their default Internet setting from “trust” to “not trust”.

We all know how well the Superdome worked as an emergency shelter during Katrina, right? Right?

+1 star (of David)

LeChaim McGoy

Barf Mitzvah

Another Buffalo hora show

all the worst motherfuckers on twitter are the dipshits with the blue checks and handles like our thinkfluencer up there. dickhead’s been on twitter since the start and he’s like “oh come on guys you’re blaming ME?!” like he doesn’t know how twitter works.

The Vikings have been sheltering the hopeless for years, Barry.

Are we sure that wasn’t a Twitter hoax too?

The ninja-like attempts of the two Twits at deflecting the blame is pretty astounding.

+1 Belker growl

+1 childhood flashback

Furillo should be careful out there.

“Pretty much your classic offense vs. defense divide,” as French Minister of War André Maginot described it.

While yes, that offense condemned the Broncos to a slow, pitiful death, the defense didn’t help by putting up a Bengals-esque last stand to get the ball back. Between Von Miller grabbing any arm repeatedly in a 5 foot radius of him while trying to cover Malcolm Mitchell, and T.J. Ward inexplicably starting a backyard…

Looks like someone got a little dig at Von Miller on his Wikipedia page:

An angry Baylor fan went up to confront MOB members after the performance. Rice students calmed the situation and walked him to concourse

No problem with it for me. Some band’s formations only go to X. Theirs go to XI