You’d think they’d have reservations about this.

That photographer will be eating Crow soon enough

The school is going to have to Pawnee up some dough

Utes today....

“The school mascots are selected by their honor and basically pride that it brings the school,” Shirk said. “If I was a Native American—I feel there was no disrespect intended. It was done to be a unique and fun poster.”

Man, that’s a good way to get yourself Siouxed.

Honestly, Hamilton, when I saw your headline, I assumed I was going to read about a food blogger who’d accepted sponsorship from Dannon!

Obviously she’s sold out to big Farm-a.

What is this pickling nonsense? Lots of people eat artichokes fresh, albeit steamed, boiled, or fried.

The bodies are buried under the artichokes presumably. That’s why they grow so well.

Toucher? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me it’s not pronounced A la Francais.

Callghazi

See if you can get Drew to sign something when he shows up at your front door to kill you on Friday evening.

“Uhhhh....”

How does a fancy dog even get ahold of a phone, let alone call into a radio station?

Sure, blowing a 17+ point lead is a pretty good metric for choking, but a better one is missed game winning field goals of 35 yards or less. Bonus points if it’s under 30 yards, and/or would get your team into the playoffs.

And he was tough enough to try and pull it out on the cops. Doesn’t matter if you’re 8 or 80 don’t pull anything that looks like a fucking gun on police and not expect the consequences.

To be fair, if the police’s account is true, he was 13 (not 5) and should know better than to pull a toy gun (that looks exactly like a real gun) on the police.

There is literally no reason for anyone to manufacture a BB gun that looks like that.

God damnit.