It worked for Sybil.

I was sitting two rows behind him on Monday night, three people came up to him asking for a picture. The best had to be an older man who walks up and says “my son tells me your the guy who catches all the balls” Zach replied with “your son is right, does he want a picture?”

Kind of fitting though that the worst game of the season was called by Berman and Dilfer

Let me explain to you why your workplace is diverse enough, dear.

“In the early days of the Obama White House..."

We fixed

Snowboarding seems right in Hinkie’s wheelhouse - who else has demonstrated his level of achievement when it comes to careening downhill?

Thank you. It kills me how the media have wholly accepted unquestioningly that he’s under audit. I think it’s another goddamned lie.

Surprised he’s been able to keep the JAWs of 69 going for that long, most get sore after 5-10 minutes.

One reporter asked Kelly Anne Conway if she could provide a copy of the audit letter and she acted shocked. It is very easy to prove that your tax return is being audited, but that hasn’t happened. We are just expected to trust Trump. As Ronnie said, “trust but verify.”

“Patient has small penis.”

Well, to be fair, what is a comprehensive physical examination if not your body being audited?

The best part about this is Trump crawdadding back in his shell after everyone shit on Clinton for her pneumonia.

So...basically the same excuse as with the taxes. He’s “being audited” and he’s “having a physical”.

Yeah, humorous sarcasm had a good run for the past several thousand years, but it’s certainly over and done with now. Strong take.

I can get behind this. But if/when he makes it, his plaque better include a hand touching his head.

This ignited a pretty big argument last time I brought this up in a Beltre related article, but he should be a first ballot HOFer. He won’t, it will probably take him a few years, but if voters don’t think he’s a HOF caliber play, they should lose their voting privileges. Not to mention, he’s still playing baseball at…

I haven’t seen “erect” and “slapping” together in a post since the good ol' days of Mike McQueary.

Another athlete taking a knee? Adam Jones, eat your heart out.