The alternatives are basketball, baseball and hockey. You can do well at football with raw athletic ability more so than the other sports and football has much larger rosters.

I mean, how hard is it to scan for life signs?

“Things that make Jesus sad.” That cracks me up. Love it. Especially because Jesus would definitely be sad that his name is invoked in the name of so much hate.

Restroom doors do not do DNA tests. Anyone determined to assault people in a restroom or any other place, is going to do so regardless of the law because they are a predator. McCrory just wants to target and harass trans people and cis people who don’t adhere to gender stereotyped clothing and appearance.

He must be going into much different bathrooms than I am. When I go in, all anyone is doing is using a stall, washing their hands, or trying to avoid eye contact with other people in line.

Here is more info on what HB2 does from the NC Justice Center for those that aren’t familiar. It goes way beyond just address what they perceive to be an issue with boys entering girls bathrooms:

Not. Enough. Punctuation.!

i bet he loves his Subway

For those people who have these unique gender identification issues, which I emphasize with, we ought to allow the schools to make special arrangements for those people.

What an insufferable prick. But who’s surprised? There are just some hate-filled meat sacks out there with nothing else to do but profess their purity and goodness above everybody that is not them.

I heard that vaccines cause sarcasm.

Is sarcasm a renewable energy source?

I hope for the sake of the nation that one day, the Green Party will discover that sarcasm does, indeed, exist.

Stein supposedly spray painted a bull dozer with the words “I approve this message,”

Shut up, you old bag!

He was just being arrogant, “I’m a Niner, they’ll never banh mi.”

Stealing from the rich to give to the po’boys.

You’re my gyro

Sounds like he thought he was Reuben Hood.

At least he has good taste in restaurants. Tommy’s is legit.