Honor America by forfeiting your First Amendment rights!

He didn’t know he was his kind of asshole.

But Kaepernick’s stance has nothing to do with the military. Any connection to the military in this whole controversy is a straw man invented by his critics.

“Hey John, you’re not a football coach, have no ties to the San Francisco 49ers, never met Colin Kaepernick, never dealt with the San Francisco or Santa Clara police, have probably (I’m assuming) never been harassed by the police nor have had a family member or friend harassed by the police, coach a sport whose…

90% of the people that read deadspin just want to make funny jokes in the comments.

Typical racist police department always believing the Ayrin girl.

no, alfonso’s remorse is because h/she is a human being. you can disagree with someone and manage to not celebrate their untimely death.

It really should be mentioned that the whole “vote against the Demcorats” thing was about a specific Democrat (who was buddied up with that disgrace of a prosecutor they have) who was actually worse on the issues facing the county at the time than the Republican. In fact, in that county executive race the Dem nearly…

But it’s happening to Floridians in a swing state, and they still DGAF.

I saw a mommy-blog with a headline about “I had a microcephalic child and it wasn’t that bad...” and I wanted to rage punch the writer through my screen. Thank you, well-off, middle-class, white woman with access to contraception and/or abortion! Thank you very much for downplaying how fucking awful this is just…

Maybe we need to make enormous billboards with color photographs of microcephalic babies resulting from Zika-infected mothers in the vein of the anti-abortion activists.

Remember, kids: Midterm elections exist and they matter. Get out and vote this year, and then do it again in 2018.

It is so fucking infuriating. Improved funding for birth control makes TOTAL sense for this.

WHY IS THIS A THING? STOP POLITICKING PUBLIC HEALTH EMERGENCIES.

I like the part (Maddow reminded us about last night) when she got an execution postponed to attend a fundraiser for her re-election.

Pam Bondi is perhaps one of the most openly corrupt attorneys general we have ever had. She is disdainful of her actual job - enforcing the laws and constitution of this eternally fucked up state - so she can do the bidding the for far right via the Republican Attorney General’s Association. She has sued the federal…

See, this is what corruption looks like. For real. Straight-up bribery and illegal donations and shit.

This news has been out for several days and is barely getting any notice by the press. Despite the fact that, hey, people, THIS IS ACTUAL PAY TO PLAY.

That’s the face of a man forced to share an umbrella with a woman he does not personally find fuckable.

Sorry, you are right, I meant to say that people with the mental capacity of a baby are still his strongest demographic.