I think the Mets fan is in fact joking around himself. We have now entered the infinite feedback loop of jokes and possibly not getting jokes and commenting about not getting jokes that were possibly just jokes themselves, or as I like to call it: Peak Deadspin.

What is wrong with these people, if I’ve heard it once, I’ve heard it 32 times, “HoustonDude, really, size doesn’t matter. It is fine, I promise. It’s kinda cute. Could you hand me my vibrator?”.

“There’s no cure, just try not to bring attention to it, or he could develop massive inferiority issues. He might even try to overcompensate by developing narcissistic tendencies and by acting out and bullying others. Well, that’s all for today, Mr. & Mrs. Trump, we’ll see you at your next appointment.”

For a second there I thought the NY Times had another Fred Trump story.

MAKE AMERICA OVERCOMPENSATE AGAIN

Did I just get put on a list for clicking on this post?

What happened to the good ‘ol days where you found out your son had a small penis when he bought a sports car or giant truck?

Ok but what about measuring the dicks of other people’s kids?

If it’s got a lot of air in it, Brady couldn’t do it.

She is infinitely braver than I could ever hope to be. I wish her all the best and hope she wins her case.

Between Labrie, Turner and other “promising” young men who are able to get away with reduced sentences, I wonder why no one seems to care about the promising young women whose lives may be irrevocably altered by the actions of these assholes.

Apparently the $100K+ defense Labrie got that tore this child apart on the stand and got her rapist off with barely a slap on the wrist? In large part funded by alumni and donors to the school.

She is so fucking brave. I applaud women every time they talk about their experiences unapologetically but it hurts my heart that she is so young.

I gasped. I forget that 15 is still a child. I’m trying to picture a girl TWO YEARS YOUNGER than this girl, being grilled on the stand by the defense.

She is so fucking badass and we should all celebrate her. I went to an asshole prep school and knew douchebags from douchebag families exactly like this piece of shit.

God. She’s so young.

We also would have accepted “Meh, he didn’t catch it behind his back.”

Always theoretical trick play effectiveness truthers

He was only doing behind-the-back spiral throws because he was trying to top Tony Romo’s inside-the-back spiral fracture.

Show off. This isn’t how things should be done.