I think the only person who loves flags more than Brees is Brandon Browner.

This is not a new phenomena in weather.

“10-20 foot waves are expected in the areola. The storm will make glandfall sometime around noon”

Ironically, these are terrible conditions for motorboating.

He made that taco salad...

Not ordering the creme-filled.

That’s what happens when you wear cheap hotel pants. What’re cheap hotel pants? They have no ball room.

It was only a half point per grit league.

He literally wants what every other player drafted in his position in every other organization has been given since 2011.

He goes back into the draft next year, and the Chargers will be prohibited from picking him again.

Or heading to the bench for an extra skater/robber

Chargers management thinks 'Major League' is a documentary on solid team management.

the chargers are the guy who offers 1$ in the classic game theory experiment and are furious when the other party declines

because it was a stick-up!!!!

“see, i’m not the only goalie in winnipeg that gets away with being bad!”

You go to the box, for 2 minutes by yourself, and you feel shame.

Miracle on Heist

In other pad news, these are fly as hell:

Hey Hey Hey! Please look at how he was elected. He did not get a majority in either run. 37.6% the first time. 48.2% the second time. We had strong third party candidates. This is why I fear these morons who are all about voting third party because of their conscientious objection to Hillary Clinton. I’ve seen what…