Can we make him Dr. Huh?

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I just said, out loud, "Yeah, Newt Gingrich is right." So if you will excuse me I am going outside to see if the sun is ALREADY turning to blood or if that will be happening later.

This is the same network that hired Corey Lewandoski.

I’ll be happy if he makes the transition from Dr. Drew to Dr. Who

listen, let’s not let the wacko conspiracy theories overshadow Hillary’s actual health problems. i have extensive experience in this area and there is literally no issue more debilitating than seasonal allergies. what if her hands are covered in mucus and she hits the “bomb the earth” button by accident? what if she’s…

She also claimed in court documents that he told her he would only marry her if the girls were “normal:”...

“thank you but we’re going to move on”

750 million for the Raiders. The freaking RAIDERS. How much would they demand to get a real team in there?

I'd say in this case, it's definitely not a good idea to put $750 million on black in Vegas.

Something something empty house as metaphor for whole campaign, something ‘voter fraud doesn’t exist’ something...

“If we can’t get 750, we respectfully thank you but we’re going to move on.”

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I am shocked, shocked I say! That this man doesn't have strong, healthy personal relationships with women.

Ewe guys are horrible at puns.

These jokes are baaaaaaaaaad

Play it on a loop, you’ll be fine.

The MLB has mutton on this team for promotions I tell ya.

Baaaaaaaaaatter up!

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