fra-gi-le must be italian

Dak feels like he could take on the entire Empire himself!

Word of the Day: frangible!

Really? Not this?

There’s a Guaranteed Rate that idiots will run on the field at a baseball game.

Seriously, ‘alt-right’ is such a gentle term for these noxious turds.

Calling them the Alt-right makes them sound like some sort of folk/punk genre

The timing and tone of this are Samurai-level politics.

The best part is when she read Breitbart headlines.

Love it. She is brilliantly trolling him, he can let no slight go.

BTW, can we stop calling them the “alt-right?” So, like, the Klan may have been getting their hoods and robes laundered the past decade or two, and the Nazis hid their little swatika patches, but they are still the Klan and the Nazis.

I have never seen that gif in reference to being grey and now will never think of anything else. It’s so perfect

I thought Beltre wasn't amused by head games

Call it a tie?

Mr. Hoffa disputes Mr. Squarch’s claim to the title.

Yep!

Not so fast. Lessons first

I’m going to ask the reigning champions. Hold on though, I have to find them first.

I love playing hide and seek with my elementary-aged children. Little fuckers have no idea that I'm going to sit here and drink instead of finding them.