Perhaps they should just move Rick Ankiel Jr. to the outfield now and save him some embarrassment.

“Consider yourself lucky, bud.”

Bob Costas, you dog you.

Umm, I’m pretty sure that’s called Brown Eye.

How many more times does he have to win to collect all the body parts?

Hey - not being thick at all and I’m happy to share information with you.

Do the Chargers think anyone is buying their side of the story? Do they think they are going to bully him into accepting a bad deal by getting the media to badmouth Bosa? Did they think Bosa was not going to respond and just roll over? Are they really that arrogant and stupid?

The only true winner in this fight is Joey Bosa, who delays the onset of CTE every day he refuses to sign his contract.

I like it. That full name really is rather Odieous.

...Somewhere Jim Davis sees yet another marketing opportunity and has an uncontrollable hard-on.

That name’s too long. Let’s shorten it a little bit.

I hope his first dance is a Samba. And I hope he is sent home for it.

After beating the living shit out of four clubbers in the bathroom, Nick went on to infect several Vegas hookers with his other signature move, the Stockton Clap.

Well, I haven’t fought one person for so long. I’ve been specialized in groups, battling gangs for local charities, that kind of thing.

Be careful of Philadelphia people!

Be careful of Philadelphia, people!

When ur a billionaire anything is possible

Drones can get into places that a helicopter simply cannot. [ETA: and these aren’t drones in the military sense, which still have to fly at a certain height but have been used to devastating effect (see: Middle East, bin Laden, etc); these are what pedantic nerds would call quadrotors, which can quite literally float…

Shit, I hope Kobe doesn’t see this and call Peter Theil or his asshole lawyer

The complaint, as the Chicago Tribune reports, accuses the city, Mayor Rahm Emanuel, police Superintendent Eddie Johnson and Transportation Commissioner Rebekah Scheinfeld of “partnering with abortion vendors to violate the rights of those who wish to reach out to women seeking abortions.”