Allahu Aloha Akbar

Aside from this being the US (guessing), they’re being “modest and chaste” cause “christian.”

Allahu Akbar?

#punterfistbump

+ 3 degrees of burn

When we get our hands on that text message the NFL and the Hall of Fame have a serious, serious problem and we expect this to reach all the way to the top.

Hoisted by your own pedantard

He said “so every other play didn’t end with a shredded ligament.” Why don't YOU try some reading comprehension?

“kids should be grateful to generate millions of dollars for colleges that won’t pay them a dime”

No. Nobody else thinks that.

He’s still getting a D-1 scholarship moron, just not at Michigan.

Everyone’s blowing this way out of proportion. A quick google search will show you her bonafides.

Well I’m no scientificist, but it seems to me that ‘oxygen boosers’ and ‘antioxidants’ would cancel each other out...?

And here I thought Trump University only offered BS.

Lock her up! Lock her up!

Jeez... you lie under oath one time - ONE TIME - and all of a sudden, everyone's all "Perjury this!" and "Suborning that!"

I wanna see the birth certificate diploma!

There is no fucking reason for single-stall bathrooms to be gendered. There just isn’t. I have written to a restaurant before that I liked that had gendered single-stalls, asking why they thought they were necessary, and by my next visit they were unisex. It’s just one restaurant in NOLA, but it’s a start.

These motherfuckers don’t actually care about sexual assault. Check out the rape case backlog in Texas alone. They’re much more concerned with imaginary rapists in dresses than they are with real sexual assailants who, statistically, are most likely to be 1) repeat assailants and 2) rape people they know.

Correct me if I’m wrong but there is no lock on women’s restroom doors, right?