Mongolian Beef

Normally I wouldn’t, but Conway’s 100% right here. We should have followed the Steelers’ lead.

I’d watch. I’d so watch.

The teeming masses of Patriot Haters that carried Goodell’s water while he railroaded Brady are suddenly aghast now that THEIR teams and players are being subjected to “integrity of the game” witch hunts.

Next time, to make it easier on her, he should come dressed as Clark the Cub.

Just a well executed squeeze play in the ball park.

*tips@deadspin.com.mx

The blonde woman sings...

...just the tips.

Looks like you're faster at the cone drill than I am.

Poor guy. Now he may have to suffer the indignity of the cone for a couple of weeks so he doesn’t chew off the bandage.

We need to get our fancy doggie a collar.

“Apparently, Brady was .... cut.”

There’s something missing here.

Surprised he wasn’t hit by: a battery, a snowball intended for Santa, a bud lite lime dodged by Ryan Howard, a stream of forced vomit, a tazer, a McNabb worm-burner, a Bednarik clothesline, a muddy waters cheap shot or a bounty hit ordered by Buddy.

*reads headline*

“Oh man, you and me both, brother.”

- Paul Konerko, thinking it said:

Can the “Why your team sucks” be updated?
This season is going to be a shit show

“I’m not an anti-vaxxer, I just play one on TV.”

but yeah, nothing to see on the Peyton Manning front with it I guess?

“Dead Adolpho:”