“The 140 Characters You Meet In Heaven.”

140 characters is too small a template to express a lasting sentiment or manifesto, so I’d probably just speak from the heart, you know? Lik

“Xg :;@ tth&6^i Zgr blllp llt}[h!”

It will be “Rosebud.”

Lochte lied. No one dried.

Something about this story doesn’t smell right. I mean, Lochte is no whiz kid, but how is “they were asked to use the bathroom” where this story starts? Something pissed off either the gas station or the swimmers before that. And then why leak the robbery story? Did someone text them “ur in trouble” and they did that…

“Tinkle, tinkle, swimming star...”

Globo is also starting to release bits of the video, if anyone wants to see for themselves...

Thank god they peed in defiance. Regular pee wouldn’t make that strong a statement. ‘Merica.

No, and neither has Ryan Lochte.

Report: Ryan Lochte and his rowdy swimming pals defiantly peed all over the gas station

I understand your concern but don’t know why you’re implicating me in all this.

Ehhh Pissghazi has a better ring to it

PISSGATE 2016

This guy managed to go from hero to endorsement cancer in about 5 minutes. Don't lie to your mother, people.

Now we now why the damn pool turned green

This story has gone from strange to fucking spectacular in no time

Gee Whiz.

i hate it when i walk into a joint, and apropos of nothing, i am told to use the bathroom.

That’s not how any of this works.