You know Kinja is broken when the second level comment literally steals the top comment’s joke, makes it worse and gets more stars because of it.

Boy, that was hardy the first conclusion he drew in this mystery. The nancy.

Clearly this is just Occam’s Kinja account trying to spam-promote his Razors.

Everyone was very impressed when Enciclopédia used his knowledge of the migratory habits of amazon river birds to solve a brutal double murder in the favelas.

You’re very cocky. And very wrong.

But I was anticipating someone to provide this kind of erroneous example because the scenario is counter-intuitive.

Ok, let’s take your numbers (we’ll ignore that no one can swim close to 10 mph!).

Imagine that the swimmer swims a mile downstream moving at 15mph (which includes the…

No one has understood your joke yet. Very well done.

Enciclopédia Marrom broke the case when Lochte said the robber spoke Spanish, as the official language of Brazil is Portuguese.

This is wrong Say you’re going 10 miles each way and you have 10mph for the swimmer and 5 for the current.

“If you’re swimming three kilometers, you’ll go back and forth enough that the boost given by the current will be cancelled out by having to take a return trip in the opposite direction.”

That may sound right, but it’s absolutely false!

Swimming back and forth in a lane with a current is actually slower than swimming…

Took me a second. Fantastic.

The White Flipflop Gang

What NBC wants you to think Rio is like...

Let’s revoke their passports too. Obviously they are lying. Rio is a safe and beautiful city.

You should have seen the Netherlands do this same trick with two guys.

with great dick, comes great responsibility.

My dick has missed your art so much, Tara!

his sister, Valerie, who just won a silver medal in women’s shot put

I mean: are these batshit motherfuckers are trying to get her killed?

“Jussi Rastolainen thought he’d left diving behind after winning Finland’s only gold medal in the Melbourne games. But when a herd of moose gored the entire 2016 Olympic team to death, Jussi couldn’t abandon his country in its tragic time of need. This summer, Max von Sydow is...Finnishing The Dive.”