Clearly he’s never had a double-double with grilled onions.

What do you think is the worst vegetable? I say onions. I’ve never eaten something and said “You know what? That could’ve used onions. That would’ve really made it better.” They could disappear of the face of the Earth and I wouldn’t care or notice.

“We were shocked how it turned out even after all the effort we put in. Anger is dangerous in a union and this is something we all should learn from.”

Just to add fuel to your stroke...

Triple H is VERY disappointed:

Just one of the horrible things about this story is that everyone says “the couple was fighting” when it sounds like he was beating and abusing her, mostly while drunk. That is not “a fight.”

Fuck, this is why, no matter what happens in my life, I’m glad I left the church. It’s always about submission to authority, no matter if that authority deserves it or not. And it always centers around the man of the church, man of the family. If shit is bad, it always comes down to being somehow YOUR fault, for not…

He’s partially responsible for what happened. Fuck these pastors telling women to stay with infantile and abusive men. I hope he gets eaten alive by bullet ants, or whatever large jawed species of hive-mind insects live in their area.

Jackline Mwende, 27, says she was counseled by her pastor to try to save her marriage, despite escalating abuse.

Spoiler alert: It won’t be.

I can’t.

I hope that pastor feels very, very bad. He deserves to. I also hope this is a lesson to him and his colleagues.

Never too early to bust this one out. Have a nice day, everybody.

The “variously suggested” link is some shitty reportage, that’s for sure. It is just gossip against a woman who had her freaking hands chopped off, lost hearing in one ear, and has permanent deep scars on her face. Her ex-husband and his family are horrifying.

Yeah, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say churches shouldn’t be encouraging women to stay with their abusers. Save the marriage counseling for people with problems that won’t end in mutilation or death. This is absolutely appalling and I’m impressed that the government is going to care for Mwende, at least during this…

Thank biology, God, whatever and whoever you want to thank that that man can’t have children. I have a strong feeling he wouldn't be winning any father of the year awards.

His highest marks came from the German judge, who described the dive’s entry as “gut.”

Safe to say he might be experiencing some Malayse after this one