Even this Pats’ fan can appreciate that joke.

Cuban Pitcher Cionel Perez On Signing With The Astros: “I Feel Abused By This System”

That’s it? Given his history, I would have thought they’d give him a chance to put it in the hole.

By the way, I’d totally prefer my ashes get scattered at sea. I want a big Viking ship with a thousand oarsmen all dressed in black...

There’s only one reasonable explanation for this - we’re being Rick-Rolled.

It’s almost as if the people making the rules in the NFL have brain damage.

Tony Romo threw out his back once just trying to climb up on the roof of an SUV.

Does losing his NFL coaching job count as an NFL loss?

Secret: the ShamWow is a rat.

Look at how Radko’s head snaps back after the contact. Oleksiak must have been rock hard.

The band should have expected to be punished after breaking one of Stanford’s Cardinal rules.

The charge is a Class B misdemeanor, punishable by fine or up to six months in jail.

We would be fortunate if the next four years were a Presidency about nothing. I fear it will be more like another comedy, Dr. Strangelove, with Trump playing the part of the crazed general leading the country into nuclear war over some wacko conspiracy theory.

They would have to be translated to English first.

That would be:

It’s offensive to me that this guy is using Ali to sell his products. I’d like to think that if Ali was still with us, he’d punch that guy in his smug little face so that he would need restoration. Also, the guy looks like L. Ron Hubbard, which just makes me hate him more.

I find this all hard to believe. I’m calling Istanbul-shit.

Looks like Petry gives him a nudge in the back at the last minute, possibly just enough to prevent Palmieri from avoiding Price. Maybe that’s why Petry tried to drag him away from Price - because he knew he was partially responsible.

This is also a perfect explanation of why the Democrats lost the Presidency, given their approach of “When they go low, we go high.”

This advice is only good for about the next month. Because after that, we’ll all be in hell.