Yep, you’re right. Here’s a few of them:

“A miraculous flaming spear through the nuts.”

W-S is just a real-life Monty Python sketch!?! It makes so much sense now...

Another sports team trying to get stadium money from St. Louis taxpayers? What a Busch league move!

Shump-hurt

“That’s just how my body responds to contact.”

Copy: “Belgian white, milk, and dark chocolate mice are tempered until smooth and creamy and neatly arranged in a tin, ready for giving.”

You act like this kind of thing is unusual:

“Yet another Whyte man attacked by a black man. Sad!”

There’s a thread up above talking about suicide, with a number of posters expressing how wrong and selfish it is. I don’t think they understand what these people go through leading to their decision to take their own life. The immense pain, the hopelessness, the depression, the feeling that they are harming those they…

O’s GM: “Jose, we can’t sign you because our fans hate you.”

The public also hopes and trusts, because political actions will be subjected to withering observation and criticism, that the net result will tend toward the public good.

Looks like Portland is going to be covered with wet, sticky white stuff.

Nah, I doubt it would be HHS, considering Cosby’s experience with Food and Drug Administration.

No whey!

This has upset some Russian MPs. The country’s infamous 2013 “gay Propaganda law” prohibits “propaganda of non-traditional sexual relationships” being available to minors.

Jesus Christ, what a goal!

Clearly Green has a misunderstanding - he thinks it’s can-knee-siology.