[Stanley Cup]

Bad penalty - Shaw got shafted.

The goal: reduce decision fatigue, the psychological phenomenon in which the more choices we make in any given day, the worse we are at making them.

“That’s what I keep telling everybody.”

Baylor regents get oral, Baylor women get screwed.

“Is this heaven?”

Imagine how hard it must be to be an announcer for a Greek basketball team: “Antetokounmpo dribbles to the front court, passes in to Stephanopolis, back to Anteto... to Gianadaka... over to ... to... and number 5 with the layup.”

The gorilla is Theo Epstein.

John Dennis wasn’t terrible enough, so they dumped him. Now it’s just Callahan and Kirk Minihane, making them the most despicable show on the Boston airwaves. They’re so horrible, I can’t even hate-listen to them.

(Trump absent throughout Ivanka’s childhood)

It’s because the writer was only half paying attention.

Remember this moment, because under the Trump administration, there won’t be any of this “let the brown guys win” business.

It’s a fairly unimportant meeting between two sad sack teams...

No, Bill wanted Tebow to act like one of the guys by playing football competently.

“Is It In You?”

Either that or Secretary of the Interior.

I’m willing to bet that it’s not the sucralose that’s to blame, but a sugar alcohol such as maltitol, isomalt, sorbitol or xylitol. Those compounds are very often the number one ingredient in sugar-free candies,and are known to have a laxative effect in larger amounts.

I realize that Drew is on the Board of Directors of BIG CLICKBAIT, and that I fell for his evil scheme.

This is more accurate.

Are you sure this isn’t the account of Patriots’ DT Alan Branch?