When in Boston, go for Kane’s Donuts (also their original location in Saugus). None compare.

If I’m looking at photos of boobs and butts, I have no right to be upset at people who shoot me dirty looks if they happen to see it as well.

BEER. That’s right! FIGHT ME, BRO.

Don’t bother - he’ll never find the time to read it.

Thanks for your testimonial, Peyton.

If I remember correctly, Scott was with Arizona, where he was drawing All Star votes. Then, he was traded to Montreal (different conference), who sent him to the minors.

“It’s this kind of black-on-white violence that I’m committed to stopping.”

“Having socks on the field before a game? That’s just wrong! Won’t somebody think of the children?”

Seriously. In the last game against the Celtics, Durant took a pass at the top of the key and took at least four steps before awkwardly putting the ball on the floor and sinking a jump shot. No call.

...the winger scored on a two-on-one breakaway...

Now we know what Lindsey Vonn would hear when Tiger Woods was about to come.

I’m thinking more this:

Or get him tickets for a showing of Our American Cousin at Ford’s Theatre.

Pence is the perfect poison pill.

Pay attention to him: he’s going to be the guy pulling the strings.

I wish someone would come up with shithead conversion therapy that could turn people like Pence into normal, caring people. Because unlike being homosexual, being a shithead is a choice.

How long will it be until the NFL starts downplaying concussions by promoting this PBA medication?

Bills’ fans go for butt:

What is their assessment of the impacts to health of the ingestion of iocane?

Not as long as you think, considering where Roger likes to eat: