Not to be outdone, the Donald released his own song, “Flip a Bird”.

The Republican Party would have to have values first before Trump could represent them.

I don’t know - Kirk has shown he can succeed in a no-win scenario.

I approve of Grandpa’s naming scheme:

I think those “Trust the Process” chants were not support for Sixer management but a retort to Trump over his claim of expected voter fraud in the city of Philadelphia.

I don’t know - seems better than her older sister Sixer and her younger sister Ate.

The man in charge of releasing the Sixers’ attendance figure:

Unfortunately, Tiffany and Melania’s lack of ribbon experience showed, as the more seasoned Trumps had already made a clean cut when they were barely halfway.

Rom’s posts make sense compared to this.

This is way too much work. Here’s the best solution: wait for a coworker to go out to lunch, then eat at their desk.

Isn’t Green doing enough damage to dicks everywhere without resorting to eating them?

So the coach would go rouge? I guess these things happen in Canadian football as well.

So the Yankees are going to offer stations for women to breast pump? Big deal. At Trump Tower, Donald Trump will pump women’s breasts for them.

Or lacrimation.

Which makes for awkward situations after he’s been masturbating.

Well, given his lack of success with the passing game, you could say he’s been taking the air out of the ball. We know that’s worth at least a 4 game suspension.

Finders keepers, losers... say it was rigged.

Fast forward two years, and this will be a Schilling for Senate rally.

Sketchy Cheetos sculpture