Remind me, how many Canadian teams made the NHL playoffs last season?

“I told you that the Iran deal was the worst ever. See how the Iranians cross the line again and again and again?”

Alien technology is not so advanced when it comes to making human skin suits.

“Where?”

Katrina speaks jive.

Or “I wasn’t talking about someone who shills insurance to old people on late night TV.”

Not only did the original Jeopardy have Art Fleming, who was great, but its announcer was Don Pardo, who later gained fame as the announcer for Saturday Night Live.

A “Ben Carson” cupcake would be rock-hard, such that to see what’s in the middle, you’d need to hit it with a hammer or stab it with a knife.

If I eat “Mr. President”, does that make me gay?

This evidence seems pretty damning:

See, Trump is good for business! (at least the hard liquor industry)

There’s now a report of Trump walking into the dressing room of the Miss Teen USA Pageant while some girls were changing. Teen girls!

What’s most infuriating to me is the response from the Trump camp that the NYT report is trivializing sexual assault. HOW DARE YOU?!

He turned you into a newt?

It seems as though you are assuming that the guy knew the vandal had a box cutter, knew that he would be attacked, and yet still went out to confront him. I expect it was more like this: guy hears noises in his yard and goes out to investigate, sees attacker by the inflatable and yells at him, instead of fleeing,…

You may be thinking of this 2015 piece by Jeff Zimmerman on The Hardball Times which reassessed positional adjustments. His analysis produced a -9.25 runs per 162 games adjustment for DHs, which is 8.25 runs higher than the currently used -17.5 runs. For Ortiz, I calculate that would amount to an additional 110 runs…

“When he does his grabbing, he doesn’t go tiptoeing around all those thousands of rules of sexual assault.”

Nah. Phil’s suit was made by some old guy named Murray. Curt’s tailor is named Adolf, who specializes in all-white suits.

I thought this guy was Shawnacy:

I work in a tech field, and close to 50% of the engineers at my company are women. Two of the women engineers I have worked closely with have been promoted multiple times over the past few years because of their superior technical work. Neither had to use their initials, nor portray themselves in any way as a man.…